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The "Tired, Wired, Expired" Statement

$27.99

The definitive uniform for the chronically overwhelmed. This lightweight graphic t-shirt features the brutally honest phrase: "Tired, wired, and expired." Made from ultra-breathable, combed ringspun cotton, it offers a vintage, lived-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed retail fit keeps you perfectly comfortable whether you are running on coffee, chasing deadlines, or totally ready to crash.

Select color: Army

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton (heathers 85% cotton, 15% viscose)
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Neck ribbing
  • Side seamed
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
  • Double needle hems
  • Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The "Tired, Wired, Expired" Statement Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Width Length
S
18 1/2
27.56
M
20.47
29.13
L
22.24
30.51
XL
241
31.89
2XL
25.2
337
3XL
26.77
34.25
4XL
29.33
34.65
5XL
31.1
353

Please note measurements can vary within 2 inch, which is within our tolerance

A Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve

B Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. 

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